Tuesday, May 20, 2008
"Penguin Theory" @ 8:41 PM
She glanced at us with intense seriousness, her eyes gleaming as if she wanted to share with us a terrible secret she had accidentally found out. Then slowly, she spoke,
"I think..."
A pause. This doesn't sound good.
"I think... well my theory is, that somewhere, I don't know where yet, but somewhere..Sunway College.."
I held my breathe. The rest of us fixated on her every word, boy this sounded grave. Wild imagination raced across my mind with flashing images of lecturer hunters that slayed our teachers after school hours, for a brief moment I envisioned an evil bespectacled Jeffry Cheah sitting by his desk, hands clasped together on the table laughing that stereotypical villain laughter.
"... Sunway... is..."
"... breeding penguins."
We all brawled over laughing while forgetting to breathe. That, was officially the most
orz statement of the year. I almost suffered a seizure trying to control myself from laughing anymore, but it was so very hard when you see the sincere seriousness in her face. Especially when she attempted to explain it further, even though by then none of us were capable of listening anymore.
Yes. I have awesome lecturers. 8D
